Data has been Assimilated into the Data Warehouse. Resistance was Futile

Event Sponsor: 
Argonne Leadership Computing Facility Seminar
Start Date: 
Jan 19 2016 - 12:00pm
Building 241/Room D173
Argonne National Laboratory
Doug Waldron
Speaker(s) Title: 
Argonne National Labortory - LCF (BI)

We are BI  (Business Intelligence).
We added your technological distinctiveness to the Data Warehouse.
Your data was adapted to service us. Resistance was futile.
Species Userbase, Clusterbank, Cobalt, Darshan and Tracklib were assimilated.
BI only wants to raise the quality of data of the species they assimilate.
The BI's ultimate goal is "achieving data perfection”.

Miscellaneous Information: 

Upcoming Presenters:

Jan 19 - Doug Waldron (Data Warehouse)
Feb 17  - Ira Goldberg ==> Wednesday rather than Tuesday
March 15 - Bill Allcock (RAN)
April 19 - Venkat Vishwanath (GLEAN)
May 17 - CANCELED (Mira Bootcamp)
June 21  -  Prasanna Balaprakash (Empirical Performance Tuning via Machine Learning)
July 19 - User Experience